Total Medals Earned: 700 (From 58 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,415 Points
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/240 points)
Beat the 5th wave
Beat the 15th wave
Beat the 30th wave
Die on wave 50
Unlock all in-game achievements
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/63 (55/355 points)
Won the Alien Hominid plush
Won the Barbarian Boss plush
Won the Cat Guard plush
Won the Hank plush
Won the Hatty Hattington plush
Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide
Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide
Won the Scratchpaw plush
Won the Beefy Bear plush
Won the Beefy Villager plush
Won the Bitey Bat plush
Won the Chris Plushy
Won the Chutney plushy!
Won the Cyclops plush
Won the Edd plush
Won the Giraffey plush
Survived 5 Minutes!
Won the Leo Plush!
Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!
Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!
Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena
Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena
Survived for 10 minutes!
Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena
Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Matt plush
Won the Monkeyface plush
Won the Pazzo plush
Won the Pico plush
Won the Pipistrello plush
Won the Pbot plushy!
Won the Rammy plush
Won the Red Knight plush
Won the Salad Fingers plush
Won the Satan plushy
Won the Tank Man plush
Won the Behemoth Chicken plush
Won the Tom plush
Won the Tricky plush
Won the Yeti plush
Won the Zach plushy!
Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!
Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!
Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!
Survived 5 Minutes
You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 2/23 (15/500 points)
Killed the first Alien in Story mode
Completed first story level
Unlock a mag-lock
Collect mfm card
Hack a terminal
Trigger the explosives
Complete a wave in Swarm mode
Buy your first weapon
Killed your first boss
Hack gun turrets
Buy a weapon upgrade
Completed second story level
Completed third story level
Completed sixth story level
Complete a set in Swarm mode
Find the 2nd Easter Egg
Completed seventh story level
Completed fifth story level
Completed forth story level
Complete a round in Swarm mode
Rank 50
Complete all the challenges
Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 7/12 (200/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Medals Earned: 8/20 (105/500 points)
Clear your first line of blocks
Buy one eye
Buy one jump level
Pull your first piece
Buy one tongue level
Destroy 50 blocks with your tongue
Clear 10 lines of blocks
Learn a new recepie
Clear 2 lines with a single piece
Buy 5 levels of tongue
Buy 5 levels of jump
Buy 5 eyes
Clear 50 lines of blocks
Clear 120 lines of blocks
Medals Earned: 9/14 (190/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a 20+ combo.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.